“Soooo we don’t have an event”

“No we do, but then we go; April Fools!”

“Ye but what if no one actually shows up….”

“Then they’ll be missing out.”

“Missing out on an event that’s not happening?”

“Yes.”

With that said, we totally don’t have an event on April Fools, and we’ll totally not serve any drinks or snacks.

Heck! We’ll take your snacks (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻